did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
- Mark Twain
This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion
i went to starbucks to get a dirty chai (chai latte with espresso shots) but then i saw that oprah’s brand of chai donates to youth education so i decided to get that one and i ended up ordering a tall hot dirty oprah
Breaking via ABC News: UN Human Rights Council votes to open inquiry into alleged war crimes in Gaza; U.S. is the ONLY “no” vote.
That’s because the U.S. is a direct accomplice to every war crime that Israel commits.
USA, the world’s #1 killing machine.
Bill Gates Leaps Over Chair
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet